Because, you fuck.
Magic Anon Status: 16 years old, no god tiery powers.
She's stuck like this til she dies again. The moment she dies again, her God tier will kick in again and return her to her usual age.
(RP Account of a reverse gender Bro. No art on here is mine unless specified.)
(skype info: thatpuppetbitch feel free to add me)
turntech-therapist replied to your post: a soul can be broken. i should know, i’m the fucking expert on breaking souls.
Whoa, breaking and controlling souls is rather awful to do.
yeah i know.
i don’t really do it that often
but i have before, about twenty years ago
hated it.
a soul can be broken. i should know, i’m the fucking expert on breaking souls.
and a broken soul can be mastered. tamed. controlled.
thatpuppetbitch asked you: eh. who knows? pailing’s pailing
DAMN FUCKIING STRAIIGHT HORNETS ARE AWESOME
WHY DO SO FEW PEOPLE SEE THAT
i dunno. so what kinda cool shit did hornetmom do for ya?
hornets usually make there own hives
did she make a giant paper hive for you?
nah iit was made out of leaves and shiit
shes no garden variiety hornet
she was biigger than II wasiit was my bed
awesome. no seriously that’s fucking awesome
wish i had a hornetmom
all i had were scientists
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“It’s the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that’ll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive?
Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It’d be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like “Don’t worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live,” but no, they live all over the goddamned place”
^
this is why i love hornets
thatpuppetbitch asked you: eh. who knows? pailing’s pailing
oh
k
um
she was a hornet
hornets are awesome
DAMN FUCKIING STRAIIGHT HORNETS ARE AWESOME
WHY DO SO FEW PEOPLE SEE THAT
i dunno. so what kinda cool shit did hornetmom do for ya?
hornets usually make there own hives
did she make a giant paper hive for you?
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thatpuppetbitch asked you: eh. who knows? pailing’s pailing
waiit no II dont want 2 fiind out she doesnt liike me
well you could just tell me about her then
that’d work too
oh
k
um
she was a hornet
hornets are awesome
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thatpuppetbitch asked you: eh. who knows? pailing’s pailing
shiit II dont even know what IId say 2 her
what iif she doesnt liike me
i dunno man. only one way to find out though
waiit no II dont want 2 fiind out she doesnt liike me
well you could just tell me about her then
that’d work too
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thatpuppetbitch asked you: eh. who knows? pailing’s pailing
clearly you havent met the riight bugs yet
my mother was a wonderful iinsect
we should do some time shenanigans and go meet your mom
that’d be fun
shiit II dont even know what IId say 2 her
what iif she doesnt liike me
i dunno man. only one way to find out though
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